Happy New Year! Nice Minivan!

Put your shit back on!

$1.49!
Yeah, cause it's New Years Day.
Oh?
What day do you think it is?

Wasn't that audio/video store a delicatessen?

A red meat tastes like beef

There's a sight for sore bones!

What's that on your face? Eh?

See how that works?

Good. Good.

pemmel

This kid is so poor the numbers fell off his phone!

Whatever

What's your favorite color?

So juicy swe-et!

You know and I fucked her

No worries

memmel

Right on!

Hoo-ah!

Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy, Holy Crap.

Carry on then!

Nuclear Proliferation Hack

DELETED!

What the fuck (is that)?

Agreed

You underestimate the sneakiness

(But) What does that mean?

I am the zero and the one.

My life for file sharing.

(And) there it was...

WIFF!

Funny thing about that...

The pain train is coming! Woo Woo!

Five hole

Oh man!

What the crap?!

Prize Pouch

Juswan

Good from far, far from good.

TNT
  e
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Extrachrome

So we can play longer and suck more.

It's furnished!

This is a pointless conversation, so shut the fuck up. Turn right here.

bus pass

Table 12

Pete's Bullshit

Civilization is the downfall of natural selection

What's the worst that could happen?

Autastic!

Two and a Half Pound Weight

Sneaky, Sneaky

Larceny

Forbidden Coke

Point!

...rub one out...

increased seminal volume

erectile fortitude

Adding machine...::puke::

I don't think this cable will fit in here...Ow! I hurt my nuts.

You're coming to California!

I can see her nipples.

Poonani

Big red X!

It doesn't matter because I'm already outside

Bustin' Ass

tag(ged) it/that

::slap:: Oh, sorry.

I fail to see the problem.

Wow, that's your guy. Wow, that's your guy! Wow, that's your guy!

...the wall...

Error /DEV/NULL

I can neither confirm nor deny such allegations.

Bang a U-ie!

Cancer. That would do it.

Justin sucks!

Navigator sucks!

It won't hurt will it? AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!

booted/booting

Bangkok!

Hey man, it smells like gas in here. Shutup Erik!

Dr. Octopus

Our lame powers combined...

Nacho Poacher!

...stole the ceiling, and that's how you get your lightsaber.

::pig squeal::

I don't know. I don't want to know. I'm out.

Folding Scooter Squad

Pushcart Posse

Hooded Hoodlums

But I digress...

This guy!

yesteryear technology

This is a pointless conversation.

that guy that used to be my friend...

That's horse shit!

...something that doesn't suck...

Finger cuffs

Oops, you bwoke it

Why is the rum gone?

Fat Lesbian