No. You see (what happened was...)

Saturday on the tippy-tay. Tippy-tigh.

Useless.

I am the Alpha and the Omega.

Fear me.

Roger that

(That's) affirmative

You are in inferior.

Nothing.

WTF-a-gon!

I (didn't) have to poop.

I don't know.

I hate you (guys).

That's a high-octane drink!

I hate you, Weimer.

You know I didn't really mean that.

Hipdiggity Shiznitz!

No, don't invite him. He's just gonna tool around.

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

Thatsa spicy meataball!

It's a long way down when you don't have arms.

Full Hack!

Skill Switch.

Dumbass!

Lock...Free...Lock...Free...

Skill Dimmer.

It's the Kikwear.

Unfrozen Caveman Raver.

Big Frogs! Big Frogs!

What's that sound? Oh, it's a plane.

I looove youuu! ::puke:: I looove youuu!

Yeah Porsche!

Don't touch me!

RIT Brick

Why would you have sex with a computer? Because I can!

Winner!

Poor!

Boobies!

Boo!

Yeah dog!

...cosmic burrito...

So, now that we're all conjugating in my kitchen...

Giddyup!

Is he talking to me? Or, is he talking to the Kikwear?

Did someone spike his drink with stupid?

Prelogy

Tearin' off tights with my teeth...

It's Blockbuster Syndrome.

How 'bout an ounce of shut the Fuck Up?!

Ooooooohhhhhh!

Jersey Water Torture

Hwaah!

You suck at the Internet!

SOL

Well ya know.

A-Sorted

That's just sub-par.

Unbefuckinlievable!

Oral Mecca

What's that Horadric Cube doing in your ear?

The Beast

No more drugs, for that man!

Choice!

$A$ Dol$ar$

Groovalicious

Grabastic

I am [your name]'s ...

You fucking guy!

Well, that was less than ideal.

If she wants it, she'll call.

HAHAHA! LOL! I hope you die.

This ::waves palm in front of face::...broke.

Cum Dumpster

Bink Bink

What? What?!

...fell off the face of the Earth.

It's the fuzz!

DSL

BHD

Insignifi-CANT

Machine

Excuse me, we're like...ummm...closed.

Loops!

White Rye

I can't even score with the easy chic!

Wait for it...Wait for it......BLEH!

Asshat

Cocksocket

NanoRay

Cry me a river...

Gympie, Australian for train.