HEE, HEE, HEE. SHUTUP JUSTIN!

Click...click...click

This time DON'T shut the door. ::shuts the door, gets in the car:: We said DON'T shut the door!

She was like Mexican...or something Hispanic.

Blowguns are cool!

Itsa Meee, (Mario)!

You have many demerits

Standby. Go.

Shutup Ray!

JESUS NEEDS YOUR COMEALONG!

MIDILAND!

What's the black thing bouncing on the hood? Oh, it's the cell phone!

So anyway...(I said to the yak)

You're backwards compatible with my dick!

What's in the case?

Drugs are bad.

Shut Uuuuup! You know wwwwhy!

So this one time, I checked my BIOS...and realized I don't have a life...

...this girl sent this religious forward with a picture of a guy [Jesus], and I felt impaled to do something about it!

...Puh, Ptuh, Puh, Puh Tsh, Puh Ptuh Puh Puh Tsh...

WEST PHILLY!

You didn't really think I wanted a chocolate chip muffin, did you?

Whooo-psh! ::cracks a whip::

I need new friends...

How about...NO!

Here's a clue...NO!

Hmmm, let me think...NO!

It's late, eat more.

CUTE PROPS!

Cop: Hey, your friend looks kind of nervous.
Weimer: Yeah, well this is the second time you're pulling us over tonight.

Cop: What's that package? 
Weimer: It looks like a sock. 
Cop: Is that a sock? 
Weimer: It's a sock.

Cop: You're up to something. I don't know what, but you're up to something.

Cops: KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS! 
Us: Sorry! Cops: Oh no, it's ok.

Ur-r-r-r [that Adam Sandler sound]

In the Navy...

Anywho...

Spitalia

We suck again!

Beware the groove

My nipples are hard enough to cut glass. Let's go rob a store.

This is one of those movies that you turn the sound off and watch.